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When I first conceived of my art museum for everyone, I thought mostly about Modern Art (yeah, the kind with the capital letters that's specifically from about 1910 to 1980-ish, not the recent stuff that the pretentious among us, me included, call Contemporary). It's what I have the most complete background in, and it's probably the most hated of all art genres, except maybe performance.

But the older stuff deserves to be treated right too. Museums treat the old masters like treasures or sources of historical factoids, but they're also art. Monet's paintings are beautiful, but they're also the product of an intellectual obsession: LIGHT.

(More days than not, I believe that all famous art is produced by obsession.)

Here are three of the thirty paintings Monet made of the cathedral in Rouen, trying to capture the light.

Monet would set up ten canvases in front of the cathedral, moving from painting to painting as the sun rose and fell. Every day, he would paint from dawn until dusk. It makes sense as soon as you hear it, that he worked in this way. The noon light only exists for a short time. If he painted each canvas one by one, he could only work an hour a day.

The great tragedy of Monet's thirty paintings of the Rouen cathedral is that he felt they fell short. He was never satisfied; he went home to his garden defeated by the play of light on stone. "Things don’t advance sensibly, primarily because each day I discover something that I hadn’t seen before. […] In the end, I am trying to do the impossible," he wrote to his wife Alice.

So how do you capture this level of devotion to the sunlight in a museum?

I would, of course, put his words on the wall, not in tiny font but in a big panel; along with photographs of the cathedral.

I'd want big, blown-up close-ups of the brushstrokes, showing the texture and the color. It would be lovely to see the brush strokes on the actual painting in front of you large enough to pick out the indentations of the paintbrush's bristles. Let's also put examples of the paints he used next to this macro view. A lot of Monet's colors are mixed on the canvas or straight out of the tube because stirring the paint together muddies the pure color. Show it directly; point out the colors next to each other in Monet's painting, next to the same paints mixed together. Is it dull?

Further investigating the impossibility of capturing light on a canvas, I would include lasers. Lasers are the purest, most intense of colors. The hot blue of the 405 nm wavelength can't be reproduced in paint. Put every blue pigment we have next to that laser, and maybe we can feel Monet's frustration at how faded they look.

But the most important thing to me is to convince everyone who looks at Monet's cathedrals is that the thing he was seeing was real. The light really is radically different on a February dawn compared to a March afternoon.  I imagine a scale model of the cathedral, with tiny versions of Monet's ten easels standing before it.  And above it, a light on an animatronic boom.  Let the viewer push a button for each time of day, and watch the light pass over the cathedral.  (It would be a hell of a design challenge to make this model effectively capture a complex enough lighting environment, but also would be worth it.)  I'd want to help people see that light can be colors, without cheapening it with a tinted bulb.  Above each button I would put a small reproduction of the corresponding painting by Monet.  The soft blue of his shadow -- can you see it in the same place on the model?  Are you convinced that the dusky hue isn't better captured in grey?  That's what I want people to see.

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A spiral stone staircase, paint flaking off the walls.

Rating: Explicit

Length: 00:59:02

Pairings: Merlin/Arthur

Tags: canon compliant, getting together, mild dom/sub undertones

Summary: Arthur's biggest problem to date, Merlin thinks darkly as he carries yet another load of suspiciously not-really-dirty clothing down the stairs, is an unaccountable fear of anyone, anywhere, suspecting he's capable of being other than a complete and utter prat.

Podfic of seperis's story.

Notes: Thanks to seperis for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Finally finished for [ profile] merlins-springcleaning.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

nonfiction brain-bug

20 April 2019 10:37
isozyme: iron man getting thrown through the air by an explosion (Default)
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 would anyone be interested in, say, hypothetically, a 3000 word informal, no-jargon, bio-beginner-friendly essay about the evolution of why does biological sex exist (why are male and female even a thing!) and how the sex binary does a piss-poor job at describing nature?

i definitely haven't already written half of this and done a ton of research into fungi reproduction

could i sell it somewhere?  post it on medium?  would y'all like to read it here?  pls indicate interest y/n

fungi reproduction is really interesting, they've tried all SORTS of wild stuff.  god bless the primitive eukaryote.

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Title: Learn Something New
Author: [personal profile] cesperanza
Reader: [personal profile] mific
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairings: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: E
Summary: "This isn't a vacation!" Rodney shouted. "This is about declassifying research that's going to change the course of physics!"
Content notes: A favourite of mine! The urge to make a podfic suddenly came upon me, unfortunately when I hadn't completely gotten over a cold so my voice is even more nasal than usual. Sorry about that, but I didn't have the energy to re-record so I hope you can still enjoy it. Also apologies for the very bad singing :) Thanks to like_cheap_wine for permission to use their art as a podfic cover, and to Speranza for blanket permission to transform works.
Length: ~31 min.

text at AO3

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Title: In Which Kiza Didn't Ask for the Treatment
Author: [ profile] halwen
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: She hadn't asked for the recode treatment. Hadn't known it was even an option, really, on the backwater planet she and her father had washed up on.
content notes:
Length: 0:04:05
text at AO3

download as an mp3 (many thanks to paraka <3)

cover by me!

Title: A Girl Worth Fighting For
Author: [ profile] meinterrupted
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings: Aurora/Mulan
Rating: general audiences
Summary: You need to find a better way to channel your anger.

After the events of Lady of the Lake, Mulan teaches Aurora to spar.

content notes: none
Length: 0:08:43
text at AO3

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cover by me!

Title: Of Letters Never Sent
Author: [ profile] selenay
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who (12th Doctor era)
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: She asked the Doctor once about visiting her younger self and he'd given her a two hour lecture about time and paradoxes and theories about time stability. She hadn't understood all the maths he'd scrawled on the blackboard, but she'd followed enough of it to work out that meeting her previous self was a Very Bad Idea.
content notes:
Length: 0:04:33
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cover by me!

Title: look ahead (at a clear sky)
Author: [ profile] walkthegale
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Critical Role
Pairings: Yasha/Zuala
Rating: general audiences
Summary: It was only a matter of time. (A Zuala Lives AU.)
content notes: none
Length: 0:03:45
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